The Simpsons

"Dreams are just nightmares you haven't woken up from yet."

"Work is what losers do to survive."

"A real leader doesn't ask, they take."

"Faith is for people who need comfort."

"Music is just annoying sounds with rhythm."

"Science? More like science fiction for nerds."

"Art is a waste of time when you could be getting power."

"Nature's for wimps and environmentalists."

"Peace is boring."

"Freedom means freedom to hurt people."

"Truth hurts, which is why I like it."

"Time is just something that happens to losers."

"Knowledge is power, and I prefer violence."

"Family's just an accident of birth."

"Happiness is watching someone else fail."

"Success means making others feel small."

"Hope is for people with nothing better to do."

"Beauty fades, but cruelty? That's forever."

"The strong survive, the weak get trampled. That's wisdom."

"Love is just weakness with a funny name."

"Being a bully is the only honest work left in this world."

"School? That's where they teach you to be a drone."

"I'd rather be feared than liked any day."

"Life's too short to be nice to losers."

"Friendship is for suckers who can't afford to be alone."

"Money can buy happiness? Nah, it just buys pain in a nicer package."

"You're such a loser, Simpson."

"I'm gonna break your legs!"

"Eat my shorts!"

"That's the sound of your dreams dying."