The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Dreams are just nightmares you haven't woken up from yet."
Nelson Muntz Dreams
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"Work is what losers do to survive."
Nelson Muntz Work
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"A real leader doesn't ask, they take."
Nelson Muntz Leadership
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"Faith is for people who need comfort."
Nelson Muntz Faith
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"Music is just annoying sounds with rhythm."
Nelson Muntz Music
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"Science? More like science fiction for nerds."
Nelson Muntz Science
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"Art is a waste of time when you could be getting power."
Nelson Muntz Art
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"Nature's for wimps and environmentalists."
Nelson Muntz Nature
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"Peace is boring."
Nelson Muntz Peace
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"Freedom means freedom to hurt people."
Nelson Muntz Freedom
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"Truth hurts, which is why I like it."
Nelson Muntz Truth
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"Time is just something that happens to losers."
Nelson Muntz Time
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"Knowledge is power, and I prefer violence."
Nelson Muntz Knowledge
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"Family's just an accident of birth."
Nelson Muntz Family
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"Happiness is watching someone else fail."
Nelson Muntz Happiness
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"Success means making others feel small."
Nelson Muntz Success
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"Hope is for people with nothing better to do."
Nelson Muntz Hope
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"Beauty fades, but cruelty? That's forever."
Nelson Muntz Beauty
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"The strong survive, the weak get trampled. That's wisdom."
Nelson Muntz Wisdom
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"Love is just weakness with a funny name."
Nelson Muntz Love
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"Being a bully is the only honest work left in this world."
Nelson Muntz Work
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"School? That's where they teach you to be a drone."
Nelson Muntz Education
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"I'd rather be feared than liked any day."
Nelson Muntz Power
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"Life's too short to be nice to losers."
Nelson Muntz Life
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"Friendship is for suckers who can't afford to be alone."
Nelson Muntz Friendship
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"Money can buy happiness? Nah, it just buys pain in a nicer package."
Nelson Muntz Money
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"You're such a loser, Simpson."
Nelson Muntz Truth
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"I'm gonna break your legs!"
Nelson Muntz Fear
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"Eat my shorts!"
Nelson Muntz Courage
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"That's the sound of your dreams dying."
Nelson Muntz Dreams