The Simpsons

"Beauty is irrelevant compared to power."

"Love is just an excuse for being weak."

"Life's simple: strong people win, weak people lose."

"Wisdom comes from experience hurting people."

"Courage is knowing you're stronger and using it."

"Dreams are for people who can't handle reality."

"Peace is what happens when everyone's too scared to fight back."

"Freedom means I'm free to hurt you."

"Truth is just whatever I say it is."

"Hope is what keeps losers going."

"Your tears fuel my happiness."

"Patience? I don't have time for that losers' game."

"Kindness is the first sign of weakness."

"Fear is the best teacher ever invented."

"Perseverance is just another word for refusing to accept defeat."

"Real men don't do gratitude."

"Happiness is temporary, power is forever."

"Success tastes better when someone else fails."

"Being alone beats being surrounded by losers."

"Violence solves more problems than words ever could."

"The weak deserve what they get."

"Change is for people who are losing."

"Money makes people do anything, including befriend me."

"School teaches you nothing useful like domination."

"Nice guys finish last, which is why I'm not nice."

"Your pain is my entertainment."

"Losers always have excuses ready."

"I don't follow rules, I make them."

"Dorks and nerds make the best targets."

"Friendship is a trap for the needy."