The Simpsons

"Nothing beats the feeling of power over others."

"Life's a joke and you're the punchline."

"Weaklings cry, winners laugh and push harder."

"You'll never be cool enough to sit with me."

"Solitude beats dealing with other people's feelings."

"Relationships are just negotiations for power."

"Inspiration is for people without guts."

"Motivation comes from fear, not hope."

"War is when bullying becomes official."

"Politics is just organized bullying."

"Literature is for people who can't handle real life."

"Philosophy is what losers do instead of acting."

"History is written by bullies like me."

"Technology is cool if it helps you dominate."

"Imagination gets in the way of reality."

"Adventure is just trouble with better marketing."

"Health is just weakness leaving the body."

"Money talks, and mine says 'obey me.'"

"Power corrupts, and I'm all about being corrupt."

"Fear keeps people in line, and I like things in line."

"Strength is the only currency that matters."

"Kindness gets you nowhere fast."

"Patience is for people waiting to be hurt."

"Justice? More like just us bullies."

"Creativity is overrated compared to domination."

"Gratitude is for the weak."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with PR."

"Death is the only honest ending."

"Beauty means nothing to a fist."

"Humor is just cruelty with a laugh track."