The Simpsons

"I have two broken legs."

"What's a donut?"

"I'm not normally a religious man, but..."

"I smell like wet dog."

"My pet hamster is sleeping now. But when he wakes up he'll go crazy."

"I'm a zombie."

"I want to be a ballerina."

"I like chocolate milk."

"I used to be with it, then they changed what 'it' was."

"They said I had to come to the meeting, so here I am."

"I'm batgirl!"

"I wanna be a peanut!"

"The doctors say I wouldn't have survived if I hadn't of written that note."

"I just think they're neat."

"The most important thing is the candy."

"I'm gonna be a real doctor not a doll doctor."

"It tastes like sad lemon."

"My mom says I'm the King of the Dumb Kids."

"That's where I saw the monkeys."

"When I grow up I want to be a big, beautiful butterfly."

"I hope the bus driver will forgive me."

"Go go gadget legs!"

"I poured chocolate milk into a bowl of Cheerios."

"We're like the Smurfs except we're blue from constriction."

"I'm riding on a cushion of air!"

"How do you do, fellow kids."

"You couldn't give 100 percent because I would be dead."

"Ralph Wiggum here. I'm in the shower and all my clothes are getting wet."

"I don't know what's happening. I'm scared. I'm happy."

"I saw the hand of God in a cloud today. It was waving at me."