The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"That's beautiful, man."Bart Simpson Art
"You only live once, dude."Bart Simpson Life
"I'll be back."Bart Simpson Hope
"The system is broken, man."Bart Simpson Justice
"I'm going to be in trouble for this."Bart Simpson Fear
"That's excellent, man!"Bart Simpson Happiness
"I've got an idea. A bad idea, but an idea."Bart Simpson Creativity
"Knowledge is power, dude."Bart Simpson Knowledge
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."Bart Simpson Philosophy
"This is the way to live, man."Bart Simpson Happiness
"Lisa's playing music, and I like it."Bart Simpson Music
"I'm a rebel, man!"Bart Simpson Freedom
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."Bart Simpson Perseverance
"Sometimes it snows in April."Bart Simpson Nature
"I believe in me."Bart Simpson Courage
"You gotta be strong to be a skateboarder."Bart Simpson Strength
"I'd trade my soul for a donut."Bart Simpson Humor
"It's like someone took my dreams and ripped them to shreds."Bart Simpson Dreams
"Cool story, bro."Bart Simpson Humor
"I'm way ahead of my time, man."Bart Simpson Imagination
"The key to a great practical joke is confidence."Bart Simpson Creativity
"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another."Bart Simpson Wisdom
"Life's a grind, that's for sure."Bart Simpson Life
"That's what I love about elementary school, man."Bart Simpson Love
"Maybe we should just accept that we're different."Bart Simpson Change
"There's nothing wrong with being a weasel."Bart Simpson Kindness
"My slingshot's going to make me rich!"Bart Simpson Money
"The truth is out there, man."Bart Simpson Truth
"I want to be a doctor or a lawyer or something cool like that."Bart Simpson Dreams
"Woo-hoo! Spring break!"Bart Simpson Happiness