The Simpsons

"This is the worst day of my life."

"Mom, Dad, I'm a Harley."

"You're the man, Homer!"

"Whatever, man."

"Did you ever think that maybe we're the weird ones?"

"Milhouse, your jealousy is showing."

"That's the American way."

"Without a helmet, I'm like a regular, everyday kid."

"That's so cool, dude!"

"Don't look at me, I'm just a kid."

"Underachiever and proud of it, man!"

"I didn't do it."

"Freedom, baby, yeah!"

"I'm the Pied Piper of Springfield."

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of the kingpin around here."

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"You know something, man? I'm just not that bright."

"The lesson is: never try."

"Cowabunga!"

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"Don't have a cow, man!"

"Ay caramba!"

"Eat my shorts!"

"Solitude gives me time to sharpen my tools."

"Some relationships are better expressed without words."

"Be inspired by endless comedic suffering."

"Stay motivated by staying violent."

"War is peace, peace is boring."

"All's fair in love and cartoon warfare."

"Literature needs more slapstick violence."