The Simpsons

"Change the world one explosion at a time."

"Hope dies last, but it dies screaming."

"Family is where the betrayal starts early."

"True friendship is having someone to prank alongside you."

"Achievement unlocked: One destroyed cat."

"Gratification is only instant when it involves a mallet."

"I don't think, I just act—usually with weapons."

"The simplest plans are the most explosive ones."

"Nothing matters more than getting that cat."

"Solitude is just planning time for the next attack."

"Relationships are best expressed through violence."

"Inspiration comes from a well-placed dynamite stick."

"Get motivated by the prospect of pure mayhem."

"War is what I do best."

"Politics is just organized warfare with paperwork."

"Literature is best when written in slapstick."

"Philosophy? More like physical-osophy!"

"History is written by those who survive the cartoonish violence."

"Technology is great for rigging elaborate traps."

"Imagination is the only limit to how creative you can be with a firecracker."

"Adventure awaits those who swing first and ask questions never."

"Health is overrated when you've got immortal cartoon logic."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better anvils."

"Power corrupts, but it's oh so much fun."

"Fear is just fuel for escalation."

"Strength comes from a good grip on your weapon of choice."

"Kindness is kryptonite to my success."

"Patience is a virtue—one I've never had."

"Justice is best served with a sledgehammer."

"Creativity thrives in chaos and mayhem."