The Simpsons

"You're being too judgmental. And frankly, it's very hurtful."

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

"I'm going out to have a good time. If you need me, I'll be out there."

"You know, Marge, for years I thought the state was after me. It turns out it was just the garbage man."

"All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

"The key to a great show is to go out with the audience wanting more."

"I would do anything for a child. Well, except that."

"Woo-hoo! I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich! Woo-hoo!"

"I want to go back to work. I'm a working man."

"Change. I don't believe in it. Besides, it tossed my wallet."

"I'm the lovable rogue."

"The ringmaster said the whale performs for her meal, and she's been working for thirty years."

"It's 10 AM, which means it's Miller Time."

"I think that was good. I couldn't feel my legs when it was happening, but I felt alright afterward."

"Nobody leaves this town without giving Moe a piece of their action."

"The first rule of Patty's Patch: You don't talk about Patty's Patch."

"I'm not a bad influence; I just provide the opportunity."

"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."

"Let me think... Is there a word between baby and sucks? Baby... sucks?"

"I can't let you hurt me anymore."

"The lessons of life are many and varied, mostly painful and devastating."

"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to work."

"If only I had a gun... Oh wait, I do."

"I'm a stupid man doing stupid things for stupid reasons."

"Squeaky toy in the shower. Squeaky toy on the toilet. Squeaky toy by the bed."

"That's it, I'm going to Disneyland!"

"You don't have to be smart to be loud."

"I'm looking for adventure in the great wide somewhere."

"This is the greatest thing I've ever tasted!"

"Kids are the best, aren't they Lenny? Lenny? Oh, he's gone."