The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"I love you more than beer"
Homer Simpson Love
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"The best time of my life is right now"
Homer Simpson Time
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"I've learned more from my mistakes than anything else"
Homer Simpson Wisdom
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I cherish every moment with my family"
Homer Simpson Family
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"There's no place like home"
Homer Simpson Family
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"When I'm weak, my family makes me strong"
Homer Simpson Strength
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"I'm very focused on my family"
Homer Simpson Family
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"You know what I like better than being rich? Going broke"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"
Homer Simpson Hope
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"Kill all humans!"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I don't understand how you don't understand how I don't understand"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"Life's greatest joys are the simple things"
Homer Simpson Happiness
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"I've got more important things to worry about"
Homer Simpson
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"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there"
Homer Simpson Kindness
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"I'm willing to try if it involves donuts"
Homer Simpson Motivation
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"The power of love is the most beautiful thing"
Homer Simpson Beauty
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"I believe in myself, and that's what matters"
Homer Simpson
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"Forget the pain"
Homer Simpson Courage
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"I'm not stupid, I just have more fun"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"When all else fails, there's always beer"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I love my family with all my heart"
Homer Simpson Love
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"The world doesn't owe you anything"
Homer Simpson Truth
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"I would never do anything to hurt my family"
Homer Simpson Family
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"Never try. Trying is the first step towards failure"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"The greatest riches are in your heart"
Homer Simpson Wisdom
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"I'm not dumb. I'm unemployed"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"You gotta do what makes you happy"
Homer Simpson Happiness
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"I don't have a gambling problem. I have a solution that requires gambling"
Homer Simpson Humor