The Simpsons

"I love you more than beer"

"The best time of my life is right now"

"I've learned more from my mistakes than anything else"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer"

"I cherish every moment with my family"

"There's no place like home"

"When I'm weak, my family makes me strong"

"I'm very focused on my family"

"You know what I like better than being rich? Going broke"

"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"

"Kill all humans!"

"I don't understand how you don't understand how I don't understand"

"Life's greatest joys are the simple things"

"I've got more important things to worry about"

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there"

"I'm willing to try if it involves donuts"

"The power of love is the most beautiful thing"

"I believe in myself, and that's what matters"

"Forget the pain"

"I'm not stupid, I just have more fun"

"When all else fails, there's always beer"

"I love my family with all my heart"

"The world doesn't owe you anything"

"I would never do anything to hurt my family"

"Never try. Trying is the first step towards failure"

"The greatest riches are in your heart"

"I'm not dumb. I'm unemployed"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"You gotta do what makes you happy"

"I don't have a gambling problem. I have a solution that requires gambling"