The Simpsons

"Yesterday's dreams can become today's reality"

"I would do anything for my family"

"I have zero interest in anything that doesn't involve donuts or beer"

"The only way to solve problems is to face them head-on"

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just shaped that way"

"Responsible for each other. That's what family means"

"I want the world to know I love my wife"

"Sweet mother of donuts!"

"The real prize is being with the ones you love"

"I value my family more than a little blue dot on the map"

"I'm not normally a drinking man, but when I am, I'm the best"

"Nothing you say can upset me. I'm on the Internet"

"I am the greatest dad"

"The greatest thing about working at the nuclear power plant is the job security"

"I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was"

"I need my cell phone back. My friends need to think I'm popular"

"The power of love will heal all wounds"

"I'm not dumb. I'm just smart in different ways"

"You are my greatest adventure"

"I don't need friends, I have a TV"

"Marge, I just realized I have an app for that"

"Save me Jebus!"

"I have a gun, and a gun and a gun"

"This is the greatest moment of my life"

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a gun"

"Stupid Flanders!"

"I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try"

"I'm an average man with an average life"

"There are 10 million things that can kill you. That's what I have nightmares about"