The Simpsons

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

"I'm gonna miss you, man"

"Mmm... donuts"

"Why you little!"

"D'oh!"

"I promise to be a better father and a better husband and a better Christian."

"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"D'oh! The whole world's against me."

"I think we need a way to teach people a lesson. A violent way."

"Just give me the biggest steak you have and don't skimp on the gristle."

"Kill me, or I'll go on living."

"My throat feels like I've been eating cubed glass."

"If I ever try to go sleepwalking off a cliff, please stop me."

"I want to go back in time and be a pioneer."

"If I don't write it down, it never happened."

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

"I face my problems and I always win. Except for weight, but that's just a number."

"Is it in yet?"

"I just realized that I haven't been to the gym in like a year. They probably have no idea who I am."

"I want to be like the riders of the pony express. I want to deliver!."

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

"I would like the biggest, strongest, most dangerous animal there ever was."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"This beautiful thing I have is called a memory. Kids are nothing but memories waiting to happen."

"I'm going to see my baby!"

"I'm not always the best person to give advice, but life is weird."

"Homey don't play no stringed instruments."

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!"

"I, for one, believe that there's a Big Giant Head in the sky keeping tabs on us."