The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Sometimes a man needs solitude tae think and reflect."Groundskeeper Willie Solitude
"Relationships need tending like any other important thing in life."Groundskeeper Willie Relationships
"Inspiration comes from seein' others do great things."Groundskeeper Willie Inspiration
"Ye cannae succeed without motivation burnin' inside ye."Groundskeeper Willie Motivation
"War solves nothin' that cannae be solved with dialogue and respect."Groundskeeper Willie War
"Politics is full of nonsense and double-dealin'."Groundskeeper Willie Politics
"Literature lets ye see the world through other folk's eyes."Groundskeeper Willie Literature
"Philosophy's just thinkin' aboot life while workin'."Groundskeeper Willie Philosophy
"History teaches us lessons if we're willin' tae learn from it."Groundskeeper Willie History
"Technology's useful, but it'll never replace good honest work."Groundskeeper Willie Technology
"Imagination is what lets us dream of better days."Groundskeeper Willie Imagination
"Adventure awaits those brave enough tae seek it."Groundskeeper Willie Adventure
"Health is wealth - take care of yer body and mind."Groundskeeper Willie Health
"Money's important, but it's no' everythin' in life."Groundskeeper Willie Money
"Power's no' in dominatin' others, it's in controllin' yerself."Groundskeeper Willie Power
"Fear's just a feelin' - dinnae let it stop ye from doin' what's right."Groundskeeper Willie Fear
"Strength comes from within, no' from what ye look like."Groundskeeper Willie Strength
"Kindness costs nothin' but can mean everythin' tae someone."Groundskeeper Willie Kindness
"Patience is a virtue that comes with age and experience."Groundskeeper Willie Patience
"Justice is doin' right by folk, even when it's hard."Groundskeeper Willie Justice
"Creativity is solvin' problems with what ye've got available."Groundskeeper Willie Creativity
"Be grateful for what ye have, no matter how little."Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
"Perseverance is what separates the strong from the weak."Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
"Death's part of life, so dinnae fear it too much."Groundskeeper Willie Death
"Beauty's found in the simple things - a well-maintained garden, a sturdy tool."Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
"There's always room for a wee bit of humor, even in the toughest situations."Groundskeeper Willie Humor
"Dreams are fine, but ye gotta work tae make 'em real."Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
"Work is what gives a man purpose and dignity."Groundskeeper Willie Work
"A leader leads by example, no' by shoutin' orders."Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
"Faith in somethin' greater helps ye through the difficult times."Groundskeeper Willie Faith