The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Creativity is findin' new ways tae solve old problems."Groundskeeper Willie Creativity
"Gratitude opens the door tae more blessings."Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
"Perseverance is what separates winners from quitters."Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
"Death comes for us all, so live while ye can."Groundskeeper Willie Death
"Beauty isnae skin deep - it comes from what's inside."Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
"A man who cannae laugh at himself is takin' life too seriously."Groundskeeper Willie Humor
"Dreams without action are just fantasies."Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
"Work is what makes a man whole and complete."Groundskeeper Willie Work
"A leader must be willin' tae get his hands dirty alongside his men."Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
"Faith gives ye strength when nothin' else will."Groundskeeper Willie Faith
"Music has the power tae heal what words cannae."Groundskeeper Willie Music
"Science and observation go hand in hand."Groundskeeper Willie Science
"Art is the expression of the soul without words."Groundskeeper Willie Art
"Nature's been here longer than us and'll be here long after."Groundskeeper Willie Nature
"Peace of mind is worth more than all the riches in the world."Groundskeeper Willie Peace
"Freedom means the right tae fail as well as tae succeed."Groundskeeper Willie Freedom
"Truth is like a weed - it'll grow no matter what ye do."Groundskeeper Willie Truth
"Every moment is precious - dinnae waste it on foolishness."Groundskeeper Willie Time
"The more ye know, the more ye realize how much ye dinnae know."Groundskeeper Willie Knowledge
"Education opens doors that hard work alone cannae open."Groundskeeper Willie Education
"Change is the only constant, so adapt or die."Groundskeeper Willie Change
"Courage isnae the absence of fear, it's actin' despite the fear."Groundskeeper Willie Courage
"Even in the darkest times, there's always hope if ye look for it."Groundskeeper Willie Hope
"Family dinners 'round the table are worth more than gold."Groundskeeper Willie Family
"Friends are the family ye choose for yerself."Groundskeeper Willie Friendship
"If ye work hard enough, success will follow like night follows day."Groundskeeper Willie Success
"Happiness isnae aboot havin' everythin', it's aboot appreciatin' what ye have."Groundskeeper Willie Happiness
"Wise men learn from their mistakes, foolish men repeat 'em."Groundskeeper Willie Wisdom
"Love doesnae come easy, but when it does, it's worth everything."Groundskeeper Willie Love
"The secret tae life is findin' work ye enjoy doin'."Groundskeeper Willie Life