The Simpsons

"Beauty fades, but bitterness lasts forever."

"We've learned that happiness is just temporary insanity."

"The only constant in life is disappointment and cheap wine."

"Time moves so slowly when you're miserable, which is perfect for us."

"Success is overrated. Failure is much more comfortable."

"Love? That's what other people have. We have cigarettes."

"Work is just something we do until we can retire and do nothing."

"Another failed diet. At least we have each other to commiserate with."

"We're not bitter, we're just realistic about life's disappointments."

"Oh Marge, why do you insist on making us look like fools?"

"Solitude is where a man finds clarity and peace."

"Treat yer relationships with the same care ye give yer work."

"Inspiration comes from seein' the best in others and yerself."

"Without motivation, ye'll never reach yer full potential."

"War is the failure of men tae talk and understand one another."

"Politics is best left tae politicians while honest men work."

"Books are windows intae other worlds and other minds."

"Philosophy is just common sense dressed up in fancy words."

"Learn from history or ye'll be condemned tae repeat it."

"Technology should serve man, no' the other way around."

"Imagination is the only thing that's truly limitless."

"Life's greatest adventures often come from takin' risks."

"A healthy body and mind are the greatest treasures."

"Money can buy comfort, but it cannae buy contentment."

"Power without responsibility is just tyranny."

"Fear is natural, but lettin' it control ye is weakness."

"True strength is knowin' when tae fight and when tae walk away."

"A kind deed never goes unnoticed by those with good hearts."

"Patience rewards those who wait with wisdom and peace."

"Justice must be blind tae wealth and status."