The Simpsons

"Patience is suffering in slow motion."

"Justice is a fairy tale."

"Creativity requires hope we don't have."

"Kindness is for people with energy."

"Beauty doesn't matter when you're miserable."

"Time is just another disappointment."

"Knowledge is the burden of the informed."

"Truth is usually disappointing."

"Education teaches you to expect less."

"Change is inevitable failure."

"Courage is wasting energy on uncertain outcomes."

"Hope is the enemy of acceptance."

"Dreams fade like our youth."

"Work is punishment disguised as employment."

"Family obligations are life's true curse."

"Friends are just people you suffer with."

"Happiness is overrated compared to comfortable misery."

"Wisdom comes from years of regret."

"Love never lasts, so why bother?"

"Life's a grind, and we've accepted it."

"We're not failures; we're just avoiding success."

"Death is probably better than this."

"Humor is just tragedy with better timing."

"Faith is for people with hope."

"Music only makes us sadder, but we listen anyway."

"Science explains why we're so miserable."

"Art is what depressed people make."

"Nature is indifferent to our suffering, which we respect."

"Peace is boring, which is our natural state."

"Leadership is a burden for the ambitious."