The Simpsons

"In other news, things continue to occur."

"Good evening, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to the news."

"Stay classy, Springfield."

"The truth is out there, and I'm here to report it."

"I stand corrected... it seems I was wrong."

"A new study shows that the most important thing is what happens next."

"Live from Channel Six News, it's anchor man Kent Brockman."

"Folks, we've just received word that nothing has happened."

"As always, the news is my first love, my second love, and my third love."

"I've won eight Emmys. Well, actually, the station has won eight Emmys."

"The following program contains scenes of graphic nudity and violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Breaking news from the news desk."

"Well, that's just great. Another day, another catastrophe."

"I'm Kent Brockman, and I'll be reading the news."

"The only relationship that matters is fear and respect."

"War is the natural state of schools."

"History will remember Nelson as the strongest."

"Time is what I spend terrorizing dorks."

"Inspiration comes from my reputation as a fighter."

"Motivation is making sure everyone knows I'm superior."

"I imagine the pain in my victims' faces."

"Adventure is hunting down wimpy kids."

"Health is just muscle, nothing more."

"Money buys better equipment for bullying."

"Power isn't something you get. It's something you take."

"I don't fear anything. I AM fear."

"My strength is all the motivation I need."

"Kindness gets you a black eye."

"Gratitude is weakness pretending to be polite."

"Survival of the fittest and I'm the fittest."