The Simpsons

TV Show · 26 characters · 10202 quotes

Quotes from The Simpsons

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"In other news, things continue to occur."
Kent Brockman Humor
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"Good evening, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to the news."
Kent Brockman Work
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"Stay classy, Springfield."
Kent Brockman Wisdom
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"The truth is out there, and I'm here to report it."
Kent Brockman Truth
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"I stand corrected... it seems I was wrong."
Kent Brockman Truth
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"A new study shows that the most important thing is what happens next."
Kent Brockman Knowledge
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"Live from Channel Six News, it's anchor man Kent Brockman."
Kent Brockman Leadership
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"Folks, we've just received word that nothing has happened."
Kent Brockman Humor
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"As always, the news is my first love, my second love, and my third love."
Kent Brockman Work
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"I've won eight Emmys. Well, actually, the station has won eight Emmys."
Kent Brockman Success
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"The following program contains scenes of graphic nudity and violence. Viewer discretion is advised."
Kent Brockman Humor
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"Breaking news from the news desk."
Kent Brockman Truth
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"Well, that's just great. Another day, another catastrophe."
Kent Brockman Life
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"I'm Kent Brockman, and I'll be reading the news."
Kent Brockman Work
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"The only relationship that matters is fear and respect."
Nelson Muntz Relationships
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"War is the natural state of schools."
Nelson Muntz War
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"History will remember Nelson as the strongest."
Nelson Muntz History
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"Time is what I spend terrorizing dorks."
Nelson Muntz Time
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"Inspiration comes from my reputation as a fighter."
Nelson Muntz Inspiration
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"Motivation is making sure everyone knows I'm superior."
Nelson Muntz Motivation
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"I imagine the pain in my victims' faces."
Nelson Muntz Imagination
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"Adventure is hunting down wimpy kids."
Nelson Muntz Adventure
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"Health is just muscle, nothing more."
Nelson Muntz Health
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"Money buys better equipment for bullying."
Nelson Muntz Money
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"Power isn't something you get. It's something you take."
Nelson Muntz Power
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"I don't fear anything. I AM fear."
Nelson Muntz Fear
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"My strength is all the motivation I need."
Nelson Muntz Strength
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"Kindness gets you a black eye."
Nelson Muntz Kindness
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"Gratitude is weakness pretending to be polite."
Nelson Muntz Gratitude
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"Survival of the fittest and I'm the fittest."
Nelson Muntz Perseverance