The Simpsons

"Peace is a myth invented by weak people."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want to whoever I want."

"Truth is whatever I say it is."

"School teaches nothing useful about real power."

"Everything changes when I'm involved."

"Courage is charging in without thinking."

"Hope is what I destroy in people's eyes."

"My family gets me. Nobody else matters."

"Friendships are alliances until I get bored."

"Success is waking up and knowing you're better than everyone."

"Happiness comes from making others sad."

"Love? That's for boring couples in movies."

"You can't negotiate with Nelson. Only obey."

"Mockery is an art form and I'm a master."

"I don't need luck when I have these fists."

"Your fear is delicious."

"Running is smart. I chase faster."

"I'm gonna make your life miserable for as long as I'm here."

"You think you're special? You're nothing."

"Change is for people who can't dominate the way they are."

"Courage is laughing at other people's pain."

"I don't need inspiration. I AM the inspiration for fear."

"Nature is just a place to trap dweeby kids."

"Peace is boring. Chaos is king."

"Knowledge only matters if you can use it to dominate."

"Death? That's what happens to people who cross me."

"Hope is for suckers."

"Health is being strong enough to hurt others."

"My money comes from whatever I take from dorks."

"Imagination is a waste of brain power."