The Simpsons

"Adventure means finding new people to make fun of."

"Solitude is just another word for plotting revenge."

"Creativity is stupid unless it's for pranks."

"I don't feel grateful for anything."

"Patience is for chumps waiting for a beatdown."

"War is when the strong crush the weak. I love war."

"Politics? I run this school like a dictator."

"Literature is whatever I decide it is."

"Philosophy is for dweebs who can't fight."

"Technology is just another tool to hurt people with."

"The only work worth doing is making other people's lives worse."

"Faith is for people who can't handle reality."

"Music is cool only if it makes people angry."

"Science? More like boring!"

"Art class is for wimps."

"Beauty is a waste of time."

"I thrive on the misery of others."

"Why be happy when you can be mean?"

"You're worthless and everybody knows it."

"Success is taking what you want and not caring about anyone else."

"I don't need friends. Friends are for losers."

"My fists are registered weapons."

"You'll never be as good as me, so why try?"

"Mercy is for the weak."

"I beat up Bart Simpson before it was cool."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

"Your dreams are pathetic and so are you."

"I'm the king of this school and don't you forget it."

"Nobody likes you because you're a dweeb."

"School's for suckers anyway."