The Simpsons

"Being mean is easy and feels great!"

"I don't have time for losers like you."

"The strong rise and the weak get what's coming to them."

"Why do you even bother trying? You're always gonna lose."

"I'm gonna pound you like a nail!"

"Your weakness disgusts me."

"Forget the rules, man. I make my own rules."

"You can't win against Nelson. Nobody can."

"My mom says I'm cool and that's all that matters."

"Life's too short to be nice to dorks like you."

"That's not bullying, that's just how the strong survive."

"I laugh at your pain, man. I laugh at it."

"Worst. Day. Ever."

"Nice try, Simpson. But I've already seen this one."

"I used to be like you, but then I took a knuckle sandwich to the face."

"Nelson hates all guys who aren't me."

"You're the best, man. You're the best."

"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"

"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."

"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"Ha-ha!"

"Solitude helps me remember why I buzz."

"Relationships are like hives—they need constant care."

"Inspiration is one good joke away at all times."

"Motivation is finding meaning in the smallest buzzes."

"War is never the answer—cooperation always is."

"Politics divides, but laughter unites everyone."

"Stories are the honey that feeds the soul."

"Philosophy is just asking good questions while wearing yellow stripes."

"History remembers those who dared to be different."