The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Being mean is easy and feels great!"
Nelson Muntz Humor
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"I don't have time for losers like you."
Nelson Muntz Time
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"The strong rise and the weak get what's coming to them."
Nelson Muntz Justice
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"Why do you even bother trying? You're always gonna lose."
Nelson Muntz Fear
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"I'm gonna pound you like a nail!"
Nelson Muntz Power
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"Your weakness disgusts me."
Nelson Muntz Strength
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"Forget the rules, man. I make my own rules."
Nelson Muntz Freedom
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"You can't win against Nelson. Nobody can."
Nelson Muntz Strength
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"My mom says I'm cool and that's all that matters."
Nelson Muntz Family
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"Life's too short to be nice to dorks like you."
Nelson Muntz Life
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"That's not bullying, that's just how the strong survive."
Nelson Muntz Power
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"I laugh at your pain, man. I laugh at it."
Nelson Muntz Humor
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"Worst. Day. Ever."
Nelson Muntz Life
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"Nice try, Simpson. But I've already seen this one."
Nelson Muntz Wisdom
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"I used to be like you, but then I took a knuckle sandwich to the face."
Nelson Muntz Change
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"Nelson hates all guys who aren't me."
Nelson Muntz Strength
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"You're the best, man. You're the best."
Nelson Muntz Friendship
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"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"
Nelson Muntz Courage
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"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."
Nelson Muntz Power
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"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"
Nelson Muntz Humor
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"Ha-ha!"
Nelson Muntz Humor
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"Solitude helps me remember why I buzz."
Bumblebee Man Solitude
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"Relationships are like hives—they need constant care."
Bumblebee Man Relationships
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"Inspiration is one good joke away at all times."
Bumblebee Man Inspiration
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"Motivation is finding meaning in the smallest buzzes."
Bumblebee Man Motivation
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"War is never the answer—cooperation always is."
Bumblebee Man War
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"Politics divides, but laughter unites everyone."
Bumblebee Man Politics
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"Stories are the honey that feeds the soul."
Bumblebee Man Literature
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"Philosophy is just asking good questions while wearing yellow stripes."
Bumblebee Man Philosophy
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"History remembers those who dared to be different."
Bumblebee Man History