The Simpsons

"Hope persists even in the darkest prison cells, along with escape tools."

"Freedom awaits those brave enough to seize it, violently if necessary."

"Love transcends logic, as does my obsession with revenge."

"The greatest victories are those earned through patience and planning."

"Every action has consequences, though I rarely wait to discover mine."

"Truth and justice are ideals worth pursuing, even at great personal cost."

"Art imitates life, which imitates my criminal schemes more often than not."

"The universe operates on principles I struggle to understand, much like parole boards."

"Kindness is a luxury I cannot often afford, though I try occasionally."

"The pursuit of happiness often leads to the pursuit of one's enemies."

"Power corrupts absolutely, which is why I embrace it absolutely."

"Fear is merely an emotion, though a rather persistent one in my victims."

"Solitude provides time for reflection and for planning one's next offense."

"Relationships require effort and commitment, as do escape attempts."

"Inspiration can strike like lightning, or like a well-placed bomb."

"Motivation stems from injustice, which fortunately abounds in my life."

"Adventure calls to the brave and the desperate, I answer frequently."

"Health is wealth, though prison food suggests otherwise."

"Money is merely a means to an end, usually the end of someone."

"Faith in oneself is paramount, particularly when planning elaborate revenge schemes."

"Literature educates the soul, while violence educates the spine."

"The mind is a powerful tool, infinitely more so than a rake."

"Change is inevitable, though I prefer it to be explosive and unscheduled."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action despite it, preferably homicidal."

"Happiness is fleeting, though revenge is enduring."

"Wisdom comes with age and numerous murder convictions."

"History is written by the victors, and I intend to be victorious."

"Technology advances slowly, which is unfortunate for my escape timelines."

"Imagination is the only limit to what one can accomplish, besides actual limits."

"Gratitude is owed to one's teachers, cellmates, and fellow inmates."