The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Faith is believing in something bigger than yourself."Lenny Leonard Faith
"Music speaks what words can't say."Lenny Leonard Music
"Science explains the world, but wonder makes it beautiful."Lenny Leonard Science
"Art is just expressing what's in your heart, ya know?"Lenny Leonard Art
"Nature's got a way of teaching us what really matters."Lenny Leonard Nature
"Peace of mind is worth more than a full wallet."Lenny Leonard Peace
"Freedom is being able to be yourself without apology."Lenny Leonard Freedom
"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse."Lenny Leonard Truth
"Time waits for no one, so make it count."Lenny Leonard Time
"Knowledge is power, buddy."Lenny Leonard Knowledge
"You gotta embrace change, even when it scares you."Lenny Leonard Change
"The courage it takes to admit you're scared - that's real strength."Lenny Leonard Courage
"Death is just another adventure we gotta face."Lenny Leonard Death
"I've learned that money ain't everything, but it sure helps."Lenny Leonard Money
"Sometimes the best moments are the ones we least expect."Lenny Leonard Hope
"True friendship means you can sit in silence and feel completely at home."Lenny Leonard Friendship
"You know, in all my years, I've never felt more alone in a crowd."Lenny Leonard Solitude
"Lenny's the name, and drinking's... well, one of my games."Lenny Leonard Humor
"Why can't life be a little easier?"Lenny Leonard Life
"I'm gonna go back to school and become a astronaut."Lenny Leonard Dreams
"That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me."Lenny Leonard Kindness
"D'oh! I forgot what I was saying."Lenny Leonard Humor
"Woo-hoo! Life is just one big party, man."Lenny Leonard Happiness
"I've made a choice that no one else would make, and I'm at peace with it."Waylon Smithers Peace
"Life without purpose is life wasted—my purpose is my master."Waylon Smithers
"I am not a man; I am an institution."Waylon Smithers
"The world needs people like me—those willing to disappear into their work."Waylon Smithers
"I would trade everything for one more moment of approval."Waylon Smithers
"Emotion clouds judgment; therefore, I have none."Waylon Smithers
"I find the deepest satisfaction in a job done precisely right."Waylon Smithers