The Simpsons

"The secret to longevity is making oneself absolutely necessary."

"I've learned that true power lies in perfect obedience."

"Knowledge is worthless unless it serves your superior's interests."

"I am defined entirely by my usefulness."

"The greatest tragedy is a life lived for oneself."

"I have no secrets from my employer—that's the relationship I value."

"Happiness, like freedom, is often overrated."

"I believe in the sanctity of the corporate structure."

"I've discovered that meaning comes from serving something greater than oneself."

"The strongest man is he who needs nothing for himself."

"I am committed to being the most forgettable man in the room—if that's what's needed."

"Life is best understood as a series of duties to be discharged."

"I find beauty in the perfect execution of my responsibilities."

"The mark of a good employee is knowing when to stay silent."

"I believe that order is more valuable than happiness."

"Independence is a burden I've never wished to carry."

"I have faith that my loyalty will eventually be recognized."

"The universe rewards service with the satisfaction of duty fulfilled."

"I've learned that some ambitions are beneath one's station."

"Adventure is for those who haven't found their true purpose."

"I am a believer in hierarchy and the wisdom it provides."

"The key to a good life is knowing your place and keeping to it."

"I've made my peace with the life I've chosen."

"Patience is the virtue of those who understand their limitations."

"I see my role as essential to the functioning of civilization."

"The truth is that most people are incapable of proper devotion."

"I have no regrets because I've never lived for myself."

"A quiet life of service is the most fulfilling life."

"I believe that power should rest in the hands of the few."

"The greatest freedom is having no choices to make."