The Simpsons

"I've learned that love of a job is far superior to love of a person."

"True strength is knowing when to step aside for your superior."

"I do not fear failure because I never attempt anything independently."

"The path to peace is paved with unwavering devotion."

"I've discovered that purpose comes from surrendering your will to another's."

"Life teaches you that some dreams are better left undreamed."

"I am a man of principle—my principle is service."

"The universe rewards those who ask for nothing but approval."

"I take comfort in knowing exactly where I stand."

"Weakness is the inability to suppress one's personal needs."

"I've built a life on the foundation of absolute reliability."

"Innovation means improving how you serve your superiors."

"One must learn to accept one's station with grace."

"I am proof that dedication eventually bears fruit."

"The truth is that duty fulfills in ways personal happiness never could."

"I've never regretted a single choice I've made for my career."

"Ambition without discipline is merely recklessness."

"I believe in the power of a firm handshake and firm resolve."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high standards for others."

"I've learned that hope lies in making oneself useful."

"A life of service to others is a noble life."

"I measure success by my proximity to power."

"Compliance with authority ensures a stable and orderly life."

"I find strength in knowing my place in the hierarchy."

"Personal desires are secondary to professional obligations."

"Advancement requires unwavering commitment to your superior."

"I've made peace with my lonely existence."

"Emotions are counterproductive in the professional sphere."

"A sharp mind and a sharper suit—these are life's essentials."

"I live by the principle that the company comes first, always."