The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"My family may be crazy, but they're my family."
Lisa Simpson Family
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"Art isn't about being perfect, it's about expressing what's in your heart."
Lisa Simpson Art
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"Even when things seem hopeless, there's always a reason to keep trying."
Lisa Simpson Hope
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"I believe in the power of knowledge to set us free."
Lisa Simpson Knowledge
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"Sometimes the most important thing is just to be heard."
Lisa Simpson Truth
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"The only way to change society is through education and understanding."
Lisa Simpson Education
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"I'm not a bad person, I just make bad choices."
Lisa Simpson Wisdom
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"Why can't I be smart and handsome?"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I'll always be here for you, kids."
Homer Simpson Family
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"This is my favorite song!"
Homer Simpson Music
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"I love my family more than anything."
Homer Simpson Family
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"That's a sweet lemon."
Homer Simpson Humor
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"You know what I've always wanted to do?"
Homer Simpson Dreams
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"I'm the master of my domain."
Homer Simpson Power
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"Marge, I want our love to be special."
Homer Simpson Love
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"I learned an important lesson today."
Homer Simpson Wisdom
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"These is fancy!"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I promise things will be different from now on."
Homer Simpson Change
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"This is the best plan ever devised."
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I've learned that money isn't everything."
Homer Simpson Wisdom
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"Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
Homer Simpson Courage
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"I'm like a god to these people."
Homer Simpson Power
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"You know, I never realized how important family was until I almost lost it."
Homer Simpson Family
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"That's hot!"
Homer Simpson Humor
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"I think I've figured it all out."
Homer Simpson Wisdom
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"Why does everything I do turn to crap?"
Homer Simpson
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"I've lived a long life, and I've learned to appreciate the little things."
Homer Simpson Gratitude
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"There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good donut."
Homer Simpson Happiness
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"If God didn't want me to eat in church, he wouldn't have made Church taste so good."
Homer Simpson Humor
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"Reality is often disappointing."
Homer Simpson Wisdom