The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"My family may be crazy, but they're my family."Lisa Simpson Family
"Art isn't about being perfect, it's about expressing what's in your heart."Lisa Simpson Art
"Even when things seem hopeless, there's always a reason to keep trying."Lisa Simpson Hope
"I believe in the power of knowledge to set us free."Lisa Simpson Knowledge
"Sometimes the most important thing is just to be heard."Lisa Simpson Truth
"The only way to change society is through education and understanding."Lisa Simpson Education
"I'm not a bad person, I just make bad choices."Lisa Simpson Wisdom
"Why can't I be smart and handsome?"Homer Simpson Humor
"I'll always be here for you, kids."Homer Simpson Family
"This is my favorite song!"Homer Simpson Music
"I love my family more than anything."Homer Simpson Family
"That's a sweet lemon."Homer Simpson Humor
"You know what I've always wanted to do?"Homer Simpson Dreams
"I'm the master of my domain."Homer Simpson Power
"Marge, I want our love to be special."Homer Simpson Love
"I learned an important lesson today."Homer Simpson Wisdom
"These is fancy!"Homer Simpson Humor
"I promise things will be different from now on."Homer Simpson Change
"This is the best plan ever devised."Homer Simpson Humor
"I've learned that money isn't everything."Homer Simpson Wisdom
"Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."Homer Simpson Courage
"I'm like a god to these people."Homer Simpson Power
"You know, I never realized how important family was until I almost lost it."Homer Simpson Family
"That's hot!"Homer Simpson Humor
"I think I've figured it all out."Homer Simpson Wisdom
"Why does everything I do turn to crap?"Homer Simpson
"I've lived a long life, and I've learned to appreciate the little things."Homer Simpson Gratitude
"There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good donut."Homer Simpson Happiness
"If God didn't want me to eat in church, he wouldn't have made Church taste so good."Homer Simpson Humor
"Reality is often disappointing."Homer Simpson Wisdom