The Simpsons

"All right, let's not panic. I'll think of a lie."

"That barrel had a shirt on it? I never noticed!"

"I'm not the best husband in the world, but I try my best."

"Bart, with $10,000 we could get the best things in life."

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"Remember, you're the law and I'm the law."

"Why does everything I whip leave a scar?"

"I want a pony."

"I'm so happy I could cry."

"I take the couch."

"Marge, we're not dead yet!"

"I'm so drunk, I think I'm seeing double. Two Marge's!"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed."

"Woo-hoo! Marijuana!"

"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."

"I've never tried anything before, and I'm not about to start now."

"This is the best day of my life!"

"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

"I'm gonna go back to law school."

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland?"

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"Marge, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires."

"Stop, stop, he's already dead!"

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Marge, I just realized something important. I'm a dull, simple man."

"Here's to alcohol, the source of all my problems."

"Lenny, Karl, that's the greatest case ever cracked."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like... victory."

"But Marge, I was a young man once."