The Simpsons

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

"I can't go on, I've lost the will to live."

"I'm going to kill Flanders!"

"You know what I need? A friend."

"My work is done here."

"I could never be the president, I'm too lazy."

"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! It's not pretty, but it's fair."

"Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a lot of other stuff."

"I'd give anything to be smart."

"Why would anyone want to work?"

"I learned this from a very young age."

"You know, being an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be."

"I'm like a fireman, except instead of putting out fires, I start them."

"Sometimes the only way to solve your problems is to leave."

"Love is a four-letter word."

"I promise to be a good man and a good father."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there..."

"I'm in the top two percent of dunces!"

"Just 'cause I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."

"The lesson is: never try."

"Why you little!"

"I found the real you!"

"Thank you and good night!"

"Each year without you is like not having a year."

"You know, I've discovered that life is all about balance."

"Mmm... pork chops."

"I'm a kinda guy who likes to enjoy life."

"Why is Lisa out of bed, Bobby?"

"I don't always make good decisions, but I learn from them."