The Simpsons

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're working."

"Knowledge is power, but it's also a lot of work."

"Education is important, but it's also boring sometimes."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."

"Love is patient, love is kind, and love makes you do crazy things."

"Success is just showing up to work and trying not to get fired."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, which is pretty close."

"The greatest thing in life is sharing it with good friends."

"I've learned that money isn't everything, but it sure helps buy things."

"Family comes first, especially during the holidays."

"You know what's great about friendship? You don't have to plan ahead."

"A job is just something that gets in the way of TV."

"All this technology is making us antisocial."

"I'm not a lazy man, I'm just energy efficient."

"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."

"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."

"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."

"¡Bumblebee, awaaaaay! But first, help someone today."

"In solitude, we find the truth of who we really are."

"Relationships are the currency of a meaningful life."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it and changes everything."

"Motivation is the fuel that drives purpose into action."

"War steals futures; peace builds them."

"Politics is the art of negotiating for the common good."

"Literature connects us to the voices of countless souls."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything we think we know."

"History proves that justice, though delayed, is never impossible."

"Technology should serve humanity, not the reverse."

"Imagination is the factory where miracles are manufactured."