The Simpsons

"Philosophy is thinking really hard about nothing."

"History is just stories about old people."

"Technology is great until it breaks."

"Imagination is what makes life interesting."

"Adventure is doing something different from your routine."

"Health is important, but so is not exercising."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy stuff."

"Power is having the authority to do what you want at work."

"Fear is just an emotion that makes you sweat."

"Strength comes from inside, or maybe from snacks."

"Kindness doesn't cost anything, except maybe your time."

"Patience is waiting for something without getting mad."

"Justice means everyone gets what they deserve, I think."

"Creativity is just doing something in a weird way."

"Gratitude is thanking someone without being forced to."

"Perseverance means showing up even when you don't want to."

"Death comes for us all, but hopefully not on a Monday."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm into donuts."

"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're actually sick."

"Everyone has dreams, mine just involve more naps."

"Work is what you do to pay for the things you want."

"A good leader knows when to follow."

"I'm not a spiritual guy, but I believe in being nice."

"Music makes life better, even bad music."

"Science is neat, but complicated."

"I don't understand art, but I know it when I see it."

"Nature is pretty cool, I guess."

"Peace is what you get when everyone stops bothering you."

"Freedom is being able to do what you want without consequences."

"The truth is, I don't always know what I'm doing."