The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
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Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Faith gives you something to believe in."Carl Carlson Faith
"Music speaks to the soul."Carl Carlson Music
"Science explains the world around us."Carl Carlson Science
"Art makes us feel things words cannot."Carl Carlson Art
"Nature reminds us what's really important."Carl Carlson Nature
"Peace of mind is priceless."Carl Carlson Peace
"Freedom is worth fighting for."Carl Carlson Freedom
"The truth might hurt, but lies hurt worse."Carl Carlson Truth
"Time is the one thing you can't get back."Carl Carlson Time
"Knowledge is only useful if you know how to use it."Carl Carlson Knowledge
"Education opens doors you didn't know existed."Carl Carlson Education
"Change is inevitable, so you might as well accept it."Carl Carlson Change
"Life is short, so enjoy it while you can."Carl Carlson Life
"Happiness is a choice you make every day."Carl Carlson Happiness
"Success means different things to different people."Carl Carlson Success
"Friends are the family you choose."Carl Carlson Friendship
"Family isn't perfect, but it's yours."Carl Carlson Family
"Love makes you do things you wouldn't normally do."Carl Carlson Love
"Courage is doing something even when you're scared."Carl Carlson Courage
"Hope keeps you going when things are tough."Carl Carlson Hope
"Laughter shared is better than laughter alone."Carl Carlson Humor
"Every person has worth, even if they're annoying."Carl Carlson Wisdom
"The best things in life are the simple ones."Carl Carlson Life
"Solitude is nice until you get lonely."Carl Carlson Solitude
"Relationships require effort, which is exhausting."Carl Carlson Relationships
"Inspiration can strike anytime, like when you see donuts."Carl Carlson Inspiration
"Motivation comes from wanting something really badly."Carl Carlson Motivation
"War is bad, but peace is also boring."Carl Carlson War
"Politics is complicated and nobody really wins."Carl Carlson Politics
"Literature is reading about people with more interesting lives."Carl Carlson Literature