The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
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Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Ah, yes. I've always been more of a cerebral criminal."Sideshow Bob Wisdom
"Solitude can be healing or isolating depending on how you use it."Carl Carlson Solitude
"Relationships are like plants, they need tending."Carl Carlson Relationships
"Inspiration strikes when you're open to it."Carl Carlson Inspiration
"Motivation fades, discipline doesn't."Carl Carlson Motivation
"War teaches us the value of peace."Carl Carlson War
"Politics affects everyone whether you pay attention or not."Carl Carlson Politics
"Literature lets us live a thousand lives."Carl Carlson Literature
"Philosophy makes you question everything."Carl Carlson Philosophy
"History teaches us lessons we keep forgetting."Carl Carlson History
"Technology should serve us, not control us."Carl Carlson Technology
"Imagination is more valuable than knowledge."Carl Carlson Imagination
"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."Carl Carlson Adventure
"Health is wealth."Carl Carlson Health
"Money is a tool, not a goal."Carl Carlson Money
"Power without responsibility is dangerous."Carl Carlson Power
"Fear is just fear until you face it."Carl Carlson Fear
"Strength comes from believing in yourself."Carl Carlson Strength
"Kindness is never wasted."Carl Carlson Kindness
"Patience is a virtue that pays off."Carl Carlson Patience
"Justice means treating everyone fairly."Carl Carlson Justice
"Creativity allows us to express ourselves."Carl Carlson Creativity
"Gratitude changes your perspective on life."Carl Carlson Gratitude
"Perseverance is the key to overcoming obstacles."Carl Carlson Perseverance
"Death is a reminder to live fully."Carl Carlson Death
"Beauty surrounds us if we look for it."Carl Carlson Beauty
"Humor helps us through difficult times."Carl Carlson Humor
"Dreams give us direction."Carl Carlson Dreams
"Work is necessary but shouldn't consume your life."Carl Carlson Work
"A good leader inspires others."Carl Carlson Leadership