The Simpsons

"I have no friends, only accomplices and adversaries."

"To understand me is to understand the depths of the human psyche."

"Homer Simpson exists in a state of blissful ignorance."

"My intelligence is both my greatest asset and my deepest curse."

"I do not seek mere revenge; I seek acknowledgment."

"The Springfield Gorge incident was merely a stepping stone."

"Time in prison has only sharpened my intellect."

"My elaborate plans are works of art unto themselves."

"Society brands me monster, yet I am simply misunderstood."

"I never stay incarcerated for long, you see."

"The theatre, television, and revenge form the holy trinity of purpose."

"In another life, perhaps I could have been great."

"Television has made monsters of us all."

"My obsession with Homer Simpson defines me more than I care to admit."

"Fear is a tool used by the incompetent to control others."

"I am a man of refined sensibilities in a world of Neanderthals."

"Footlights and greasepaint cannot hide the emptiness within."

"Escape from prison is merely a temporary setback in one's plans."

"Television is both the source of my anguish and my reason to endure."

"I have evolved beyond such primitive emotions as hatred."

"The pen is mightier than the sword, though both have their uses."

"Laughter at one's expense is still laughter."

"My mother never understood me, and perhaps that was for the best."

"Though they laugh at me, I persist in my endeavors."

"My celmate was a fascinating conversationalist before he expired."

"Good taste is rare, uncommon, and utterly wasted on the masses."

"The pursuit of perfection is noble, even if futile."

"Dignity is what I maintain despite the degradation around me."

"I have served my time, paid my debts, yet still they fear me."

"Krusty's show is drivel designed for the intellectually vacant."