The Simpsons

"One's childhood trauma often shapes one's adult obsessions."

"The Springfield Gorge taught me that gravity always wins."

"My teeth are a work of artistic perfection."

"Ah, how the mighty fall when their hubris exceeds their competence."

"Prison has taught me that spite alone cannot sustain the human spirit."

"Culture and refinement separate us from the animals."

"The Simpsons are my nemesis, my purpose, my very reason for being."

"Revenge is a dish best served with meticulous planning."

"Solitude is paradise for the refined mind."

"Relationships are battlegrounds of competing wills and desires."

"Inspiration strikes those prepared to seize it."

"Motivation comes from within, or not at all."

"War is hell, but what exquisite hell it can be."

"Politics is the art of manipulating the gullible masses."

"Literature reflects the inadequacies of human existence."

"Philosophy is the luxury of those with nothing else to do."

"History repeats itself because humanity never learns."

"Technology is progress, regardless of its consequences."

"Imagination is the gateway to delusion for the unprepared mind."

"Adventure is merely chaos waiting to be discovered."

"Health is a temporary loan life grants us before collecting."

"Money makes the world spin, and those without it merely watch."

"Power corrupts, but what a delightful corruption it is."

"Fear is the most honest of all emotions."

"Strength comes not from muscle, but from intellect and will."

"Kindness is often exploited by the cunning and the ruthless."

"Patience is a virtue only for those with nothing but time."

"Justice is whatever the strongest choose to impose upon the weak."

"Creativity flows from a mind unshackled by conventional morality."

"Gratitude is a weakness disguised as civility."