The Simpsons

"Perseverance is the virtue of those too stubborn to accept defeat."

"Death awaits us all, indiscriminate and final."

"Beauty is merely the arrangement of pleasant-looking atoms."

"Humor is often the mask worn by darker truths."

"Dreams are merely nightmares we haven't woken up from yet."

"Work is the curse of the thinking classes, yet necessary nonetheless."

"Leadership requires the spine to make unpopular decisions."

"Faith is a crutch for those too weak to rely upon themselves."

"Music can be a weapon or a tool, depending on one's disposition."

"Science demands precision, accuracy, and an acceptance of cold facts."

"Art is the expression of the superior intellect attempting to elevate the inferior."

"Nature cares not for your comfort or your morality."

"Peace is merely the absence of chaos, nothing more."

"Freedom is a privilege bestowed upon the worthy, not the masses."

"The truth is often painful for those unaccustomed to honesty."

"Time is a river, and we are but helpless swimmers in its current."

"Knowledge is power, and I intend to wield considerable power."

"Education separates the refined from the common rabble."

"Change is the only constant, yet most resist it with all their might."

"Courage without intellect is merely recklessness in disguise."

"Hope springs eternal, even for those destined to fail."

"Family bonds are the chains that bind us to mediocrity."

"Friendship is merely an alliance of mutual self-interest."

"Success requires dedication, planning, and an unwavering commitment to one's goals."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"In the end, loyalty to one's employer is the greatest legacy."

"The measure of success is not what you achieve, but whom you achieve it for."