The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"A true friend is someone who doesn't judge you for your third cocktail before noon."
Edna Krabappel Friendship
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"Success is measured in happy hours survived, not promotions earned."
Edna Krabappel Success
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"Happiness is a warm martini and no parent-teacher conferences."
Edna Krabappel Happiness
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"The key to wisdom is knowing when to pour another drink."
Edna Krabappel Wisdom
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"Love is just a word people use to justify their poor decisions."
Edna Krabappel Love
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"Life is what happens when you're too tired to make other plans."
Edna Krabappel Life
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"I've been teaching long enough to know that the only thing worse than a student who doesn't pay attention is a student who actually does."
Edna Krabappel Education
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"Don't be afraid to be yourself."
Milhouse Van Houten Courage
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"I have more strength than people think."
Milhouse Van Houten Strength
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"Be kind to everyone, even me."
Milhouse Van Houten Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue I don't have."
Milhouse Van Houten Patience
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"I prefer being with others."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Relationships take work."
Milhouse Van Houten Relationships
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"I'm inspired by people who are kind."
Milhouse Van Houten Inspiration
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"I'm motivated by wanting to be liked."
Milhouse Van Houten Motivation
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"War is the worst thing."
Milhouse Van Houten War
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"I don't follow politics."
Milhouse Van Houten Politics
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"Literature shows us how to live."
Milhouse Van Houten Literature
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"Philosophy makes my brain hurt."
Milhouse Van Houten Philosophy
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"History teaches us about ourselves."
Milhouse Van Houten History
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"Technology will change everything."
Milhouse Van Houten Technology
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"My imagination is my best friend."
Milhouse Van Houten Imagination
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"Adventures are what life is about."
Milhouse Van Houten Adventure
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"I need to take better care of my health."
Milhouse Van Houten Health
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"Money can't buy happiness."
Milhouse Van Houten Wisdom
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"I have power when I'm with my friends."
Milhouse Van Houten Power
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"Fear keeps us from doing great things."
Milhouse Van Houten Fear
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"I'm stronger than I think I am."
Milhouse Van Houten Strength
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"Kindness costs nothing."
Milhouse Van Houten Kindness
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"I'm going to be patient from now on."
Milhouse Van Houten Patience