The Simpsons

"Adventure is finding a new bar."

"My health is a casualty of this job."

"Money can't buy back the years I've wasted."

"Power trips are for administrators who peaked in high school."

"Fear of Mondays is justified and rational."

"Strength is knowing you can't change anything and accepting it."

"Kindness is appreciated by exactly nobody."

"Patience isn't a virtue; it's a survival mechanism."

"Justice doesn't exist in education budgets."

"Creativity is for people with hope."

"Gratitude is something life hasn't taught me yet."

"I persevere because quitting means facing reality."

"Death would at least be quiet."

"Beauty is subjective. My life is objectively ugly."

"Humor is the only weapon against despair."

"My dreams involved being anywhere but here."

"Work is a four-letter word. Literally."

"Leadership means taking the blame when things go wrong."

"I have faith in only two things: alcohol and the weekend."

"Music is what plays in my head when I'm fantasizing about elsewhere."

"Science is what I don't understand, so we're even."

"Art class is where I hide from actual teaching."

"Nature is nice until you have to teach environmental science."

"Peace would involve muting all the noise."

"Freedom isn't found in a classroom with 30 children."

"The truth about education is nobody cares about the truth."

"Time is my enemy. Clocks are my enemies. These kids are my enemies."

"Knowledge is something these kids actively resist."

"Change usually means more work, less pay."

"Courage is calling in sick, even though there's nothing wrong with you."