The Simpsons

"Love? That's what we call it when two people tolerate each other's existence for financial benefit."

"I wish to be cremated as soon as possible, before anyone gets any ideas about resurrection."

"A good day is when nobody escapes my factory."

"Socialism is the opiate of the masses."

"I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy the finer things: money, power, and more money."

"Release the attack dogs! Oh wait, I already did."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"I didn't become the most powerful man in the world by being soft."

"The only art I appreciate is the art of making money."

"A man who envies the achievements of others is a man who wastes his youth."

"Smithers, I have an itch and I can't quite reach it. Scratch it with this back scratcher."

"The only reason I haven't fired you is your complete incompetence has proven invaluable."

"I'm not a corrupt man. I merely make gratuitous payments to officials."

"Bah! Friendship is a sham invented by people who don't have money."

"Raise the rent! Evict the poor! Release the hounds!"

"Capital punishment! That's an idea. Let's try that."

"In my day, we didn't have fancy health codes. If there was mold, we'd just scrape it off and keep working."

"A lifetime of working in the shadows has taken its toll."

"Why must you hurt me so? All I ever wanted was your love and respect."

"I've decided to give myself a trophy. Smithers, fetch me my solid gold trophy case."

"The two sweetest words in the English language: 'De-fault.'"

"Smithers, I'm feeling generous today. Give myself a raise."

"Release the hounds."

"Life teaches us that love is the greatest gift."

"I value peace and harmony in our home."

"We're all connected through our shared humanity."

"Strength comes from facing our fears."

"I believe in the importance of faith."

"Knowledge is power."