The Simpsons

"The perfect relationship is one based on a solid prenuptial agreement."

"Inspiration? That's what I inspire in my workers: terror."

"Motivation comes from fear of losing everything."

"Creativity is fine as long as it increases profit margins."

"Gratitude is something I expect, not something I give."

"Perseverance is what makes me continue accumulating wealth."

"Beauty fades, but money is eternal."

"Imagination is wasted on the poor."

"Adventure? I prefer the comfort of my office throne."

"Health is overrated. Wealth is all that matters."

"Strength is measured in dollars and cents."

"Fear is the best motivator. Fear of poverty, fear of unemployment, fear of me."

"Courage is the ability to crush your enemies without hesitation."

"Patience is a virtue I can no longer afford."

"Peace is for the weak. Conflict is for the strong."

"War is good for business. Peace is bad for business."

"Faith is a luxury the working class can afford."

"Music? The only symphony I enjoy is the sound of coins hitting my vault."

"Science! That's what we use to build better weapons."

"Technology is wonderful as long as it makes me richer."

"Knowledge is power, which is why I keep all of it to myself."

"Education is a waste of time for the poor. They'll never afford anything anyway."

"History is written by the victors, so I've hired a team of historians to declare my victory."

"The strong will prevail, and the weak will perish. Such is nature."

"Everything changes, Smithers. Everything decays. Even me."

"I have a social conscience. I'll prove it by donating this penny to charity."

"Loneliness is just another word for freedom."

"Ah, the weekend. A chance to catch up on work."

"Young love. How quaint. How utterly disposable."

"Dreams are for people who sleep. I stay awake counting money."