The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Knowledge is the key to success."Principal Seymour Skinner Knowledge
"Mother was right about most things."Principal Seymour Skinner Family
"I take my responsibilities very seriously."Principal Seymour Skinner Leadership
"The future depends on today's youth."Principal Seymour Skinner Hope
"I've earned respect through hard work."Principal Seymour Skinner Work
"Fear is no excuse for inaction."Principal Seymour Skinner Courage
"I'm devoted to the students under my care."Principal Seymour Skinner
"A good administrator listens to all perspectives."Principal Seymour Skinner Wisdom
"I believe in the power of education."Principal Seymour Skinner Knowledge
"Success comes to those who work hard."Principal Seymour Skinner Success
"I maintain the highest standards of conduct."Principal Seymour Skinner Strength
"Discipline is love in action."Principal Seymour Skinner Kindness
"I find fulfillment in my work as an educator."Principal Seymour Skinner Happiness
"Mother always said education opens doors."Principal Seymour Skinner Family
"One must have principles in this world."Principal Seymour Skinner Philosophy
"I've never backed down from a challenge."Principal Seymour Skinner Perseverance
"These young minds are precious and deserve our best."Principal Seymour Skinner Education
"I stand for truth and justice in education."Principal Seymour Skinner Truth
"Time management is crucial in administration."Principal Seymour Skinner Time
"The school is my life's work."Principal Seymour Skinner Work
"I'm not afraid to make the tough decisions."Principal Seymour Skinner Courage
"Education requires patience and dedication."Principal Seymour Skinner Patience
"I believe in second chances... within reason."Principal Seymour Skinner Kindness
"Change is difficult, but sometimes necessary."Principal Seymour Skinner Change
"I have a responsibility to these children and their parents."Principal Seymour Skinner Leadership
"One must maintain proper decorum at all times."Principal Seymour Skinner Wisdom
"I represent the pinnacle of administrative excellence."Principal Seymour Skinner Success
"The rules must be followed, without exception."Principal Seymour Skinner Justice
"I've dedicated my life to education and service."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Seymour Skinner doesn't bend to public pressure."Principal Seymour Skinner Courage