The Simpsons

"Adventures in learning must follow the curriculum."

"Health inspections keep our school safe and compliant."

"Money spent on education is money well invested in society's future."

"Power should be wielded with care and a strict dress code."

"Fear of consequences is the best teacher of all."

"Strength is shown through maintaining high standards."

"Kindness is fine, but don't let it weaken your authority."

"Death and taxes are the only certainties, along with cafeteria scheduling."

"I appreciate beauty in administrative efficiency and proper filing."

"Creativity must serve an educational purpose."

"Gratitude is what I feel when teachers follow my directives."

"Perseverance means continuing even when everything goes wrong."

"Time flies when you're implementing reforms."

"Knowledge without discipline is dangerous."

"Peace in a school is maintained through firm, consistent enforcement."

"Freedom is a privilege, not a right, and must be earned."

"Truth should be told carefully and only when necessary."

"Change frightens me, but I adapt with grim determination."

"Courage is required to stand up to parents, students, and especially Mother."

"Hope is what keeps me going despite the chaos of this job."

"Family comes first, but the school comes second, which is essentially first."

"Friends are a distraction from one's professional duties."

"Justice must be swift and occasionally embarrassing."

"I take my responsibilities very seriously, perhaps too seriously."

"The foundation of education is fear of consequences."

"Happiness is a well-run institution with satisfied parents and compliant children."

"Wisdom comes from experience and a subscription to educational journals."

"Love is a complex emotion best avoided in professional settings."

"Success is measured in test scores and perfect attendance records."

"I've never been one for spontaneity or joy."