The Simpsons

"Time flies when you're having fun and ripping people off."

"Knowledge is power, but laughter is money."

"Education? I learned everything from the school of hard knocks and network TV."

"Change is bad for business, but it happens anyway."

"Courage is doing the show even when your material stinks."

"Hope springs eternal, but so do my debts."

"Family? Sure, I got one somewhere."

"Happiness is a fresh cigar and a sold-out crowd, pal."

"You want wisdom? Here it is: never work for free."

"Friendship is great, but friendship with money is better."

"I've made more comebacks than a bad rash, and I'll do it again!"

"The secret to success is simple: show up, do the gig, cash the check."

"Love? That's for suckers and people with time on their hands."

"Life's a grind, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me!"

"Hey hey! You gotta spend money to make money, kid!"

"Happiness isn't a destination, it's a daily practice."

"Love means seeing the best in someone and believing in them."

"I'd rather fail at something important than succeed at nothing."

"Every person deserves to be heard and valued."

"Nature teaches patience and wisdom."

"Peace begins in the heart of each person."

"True freedom comes from knowing your own mind."

"Fear is just an opportunity to be brave."

"We are stronger together than we are alone."

"Kindness is strength, not weakness."

"Patience is love extended over time."

"Justice sometimes requires personal sacrifice."

"Creativity thrives when we embrace our uniqueness."

"Being grateful shifts your entire perspective on life."

"I persist because the world needs people who care deeply."