The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Hope is what keeps me going through difficult times."Lisa Simpson Hope
"Family bonds are stronger than any disagreement."Lisa Simpson Family
"I believe in the power of imagination to transform reality."Lisa Simpson Imagination
"Sometimes the right thing to do is also the hardest thing."Lisa Simpson Strength
"Education is the key to escaping limited circumstances."Lisa Simpson Success
"I choose to see the beauty in the world despite its flaws."Lisa Simpson Beauty
"Dreams don't die just because they're unpopular."Lisa Simpson Dreams
"Integrity matters more than fitting in."Lisa Simpson Courage
"I'm grateful for my family, even when they drive me crazy."Lisa Simpson Gratitude
"Even the smartest person needs friends who understand them."Lisa Simpson Friendship
"Music is my escape from reality."Lisa Simpson Music
"I believe in standing up for what's right, no matter the cost."Lisa Simpson Justice
"Meditation helps me find peace in this chaotic household."Lisa Simpson Peace
"I can't change who my family is, but I can change who I become."Lisa Simpson Change
"There's more to life than just being popular."Lisa Simpson Life
"My intelligence often isolates me from my peers."Lisa Simpson Solitude
"I refuse to lower my standards, even if nobody appreciates them."Lisa Simpson Perseverance
"Sometimes you have to make hard choices about what really matters."Lisa Simpson Truth
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts absolutely."Lisa Simpson Knowledge
"I believe in the inherent goodness of people."Lisa Simpson Faith
"The saxophone is the most beautiful instrument ever created."Lisa Simpson Art
"Somewhere in this house is the answer to all my problems, and I'm not leaving until I find it."Lisa Simpson Wisdom
"I'm the only one in this family who actually reads books."Lisa Simpson Education
"Solitude is my favorite thing after destruction."Itchy and Scratchy Solitude
"My only relationship is with my victim."Itchy and Scratchy Relationships
"Inspiration comes from cartoon violence itself."Itchy and Scratchy Inspiration
"Stay motivated by the thrill of the chase."Itchy and Scratchy Motivation
"This is my eternal war, and I am winning."Itchy and Scratchy War
"Politics pale compared to the pursuit."Itchy and Scratchy Politics
"Literature can't capture my chaotic energy."Itchy and Scratchy Literature