The Simpsons

"Philosophy asks 'why' - I just act."

"History will remember me as the greatest pursuer."

"Technology advances, but violence is eternal."

"Imagination is my only limit, and I have none."

"Adventure is waiting in every mousehole."

"Health is not a priority when rage is fuel."

"Money can't buy what I have: pure malice."

"Power corrupts, but I started corrupted."

"Fear keeps the mouse running, and I keep chasing."

"My strength is proportional to my anger."

"Kindness is a myth I don't believe in."

"Patience is a cat's greatest virtue."

"Justice means I get to hit him, always."

"Creativity with a mallet - that's my signature."

"I'm grateful for every opportunity to cause mayhem."

"Perseverance is why I've chased him since 1939."

"Death is just another punch line in a long show."

"Beauty and the Beast - guess which one I am?"

"Humor is the most effective weapon in my arsenal."

"Dream big, destroy bigger."

"Work-life balance means equal time hurting and plotting."

"A true leader never gives up chasing."

"I have faith in my own abilities and weapons."

"My music is the symphony of chaos."

"Science proves slapstick is universal."

"Art imitates life, and I imitate violence."

"Nature's beauty includes my beautiful traps."

"Peace is overrated - action is what matters."

"Freedom is chasing whoever you want, whenever you want."

"The truth will set you free... unless I'm chasing you."