The Simpsons

"Time is what we measure by body parts hit per second."

"Knowledge of explosives is the best knowledge."

"School teaches you to follow rules - I teach you to break them."

"Change is the only constant, besides my hatred."

"Courage is chasing someone despite 70 years of failure."

"There's always hope the next trap will work this time."

"Family is forever, even when they're roadkill."

"Real friends help you dispose of evidence."

"Success is measured in how much destruction you cause."

"Happiness is the five seconds before the explosion."

"The only true wisdom is knowing you'll never catch him."

"Time flies when you're chasing something fast."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like an elaborate death trap."

"The best revenge is served with a piano."

"Every scar tells a story - usually of failure."

"Solitude is when you finally catch the mouse."

"Relationships are built on trust and mutual destruction."

"Inspiration strikes like a mallet to the face."

"Motivation comes from one simple source: getting that mouse."

"War is what happens when you run out of traps."

"Politics is just another form of sanctioned violence."

"Literature pales in comparison to a good chase scene."

"Philosophy means questioning why we do this every single day."

"History repeats itself, usually with the same cartoon violence."

"Technology makes it easier to set more efficient traps."

"Imagination is the only limit to how you can hurt someone."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to chase a mouse."

"Health is less important than getting revenge."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better traps."

"Power isn't about control - it's about who has the bigger weapon."