The Simpsons

"Artie, baby, you're the king of kings!"

"I think I'm in love."

"Success is... well, it's a lot like a good beer."

"You know, I've always wanted to be a pilot."

"I'm not normally a praying man, but...tonight I'm gonna pray for a keg."

"The real trick is not getting caught."

"It's funny because it's true."

"Grappling hook!"

"My name's Barney, and I'm an alcoholic."

"I've got no beef with the Simp family."

"Thank you, come again!"

"I'm a Grifter, a con man, a liar, a cheat, a thief, and an idiot."

"Pukahontas!"

"Hey, I'm gonna go drink your beer!"

"Can I borrow a feeling?"

"I'm trying very hard to be professional, but I keep giggling."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Okily-dokily, that's the diddly-doodly truth of it!"

"Motivation builds when we see progress and improvement."

"Inspiration comes from living with integrity daily."

"Relationships require time, effort, and genuine care."

"Solitude can teach us who we really are inside."

"History shows us mistakes we mustn't repeat again."

"Technology should enhance life, not replace it entirely."

"War is never the answer when dialogue could help."

"Politics should serve the least among us first."

"Literature reveals the human heart in all its glory."