The Simpsons

"Real friends don't judge you for your choices."

"I'm living proof that you can survive almost anything."

"Hope is the thing that keeps me trying tomorrow."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's the presence of beer."

"I've made peace with my demons, we're drinking buddies now."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"Gratitude is underrated, just like a good Duff."

"The only constant in my life is change... and beer."

"Imagination is what keeps me going when reality disappoints me."

"Leadership means being the first one to order a round."

"I've learned more from failure than from any book."

"Creativity flows from the depths of despair and beer."

"Death is just life's way of saying 'last call'."

"Music is the only language I truly understand."

"Science says alcohol is bad for you, but I'm not a scientist."

"Art is whatever you want it to be, usually on a napkin."

"Nature is beautiful, especially when you're hammered."

"Peace comes when you stop fighting the bottle and embrace it."

"Kids deserve better parents than what they usually get."

"I'm not a bad father, just a really absent one."

"Solitude is what you get when everyone leaves you at the bar."

"Relationships are complicated, especially when you're too drunk to remember them."

"Inspiration struck me like a truck full of beer."

"Motivation comes in a bottle, usually."

"War is what happens when words aren't enough."

"Politics is a joke, and I should know."

"Literature? I can barely read."

"Philosophy without beer is just sad thinking."

"History shows that everything repeats itself."

"Technology? I'm still trying to figure out the bottle opener."