The Simpsons

"Why do you always gotta be so strict, man?"

"Underachiever and proud of it, man."

"Cool story, bro."

"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Ay caramba!"

"Eat my shorts."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"Power is the only currency that never depreciates."

"Fear is the greatest motivator money cannot buy."

"Strength is measured in dollars and deference."

"Kindness is a sign you're losing the game."

"Patience? I've already been waiting. Now, action."

"Justice is blind, deaf, and easily bribed."

"Creativity serves profit or it serves nothing."

"Gratitude? No. Rent checks? Yes."

"Perseverance is sticking with evil long enough to win."

"Death is merely an inconvenience to be overcome through science."

"Beauty is the sparkle off a freshly minted coin."

"Humor at someone else's expense is the only acceptable kind."

"My dreams are of a world where I own everything."

"Work is what you do. Idleness is what I do."

"A leader is one who serves only himself."

"Faith is for peasants. I have stocks."

"The best melodies are those sung by my workers in the nuclear plant."

"Science should develop weapons, not cures."

"Art is only valuable if a wealthy collector says so."

"Nature exists to be dominated, not admired."

"Peace is profitable only when you control it."

"Freedom is the ability to exploit without consequence."