The Simpsons

"Truth is whatever I say it is."

"Time is money, so I steal both whenever possible."

"Knowledge is power, but power is better."

"Education creates dangerous ideas. Keep the masses ignorant."

"Change is our enemy. Stagnation preserves our dominance."

"Courage is knowing you're richer than anyone who might oppose you."

"Hope is a commodity I don't trade in."

"Family matters only as heirs or as bargaining chips."

"Friends are simply expensive liabilities."

"Success requires stepping on the heads of others."

"Wisdom comes with age and unlimited resources."

"Life is a zero-sum game, and I intend to win."

"The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of money. Nothing more."

"I believe in nothing except the accumulation of wealth."

"Solitude is golden only when you're alone with your fortune."

"Relationships are transactions. Never forget the bottom line."

"Inspiration strikes when counting your money at midnight."

"Motivation comes in the form of cold, hard cash."

"War is good for business, and business is my only interest."

"Politics is simply a game with higher stakes and better rewards."

"Literature is a poor substitute for reading profit reports."

"Philosophy is interesting only when it justifies my actions."

"History is written by the wealthy, and I am its author."

"Technology should be used to expand my empire and crush my rivals."

"Imagination is what poor people use instead of actual riches."

"Adventure is for young fools without responsibilities."

"Health is just a means to enjoying your wealth longer."

"Money is the root of all happiness, and I am deeply happy."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is absolutely delicious."

"Fear keeps people obedient. I am its architect."