The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Spare me your whining, boy. The world doesn't owe you a living."Mr. Burns Philosophy
"I've decided to grant amnesty to all illegal immigrants. It's time to let bygones be bygones."Mr. Burns Peace
"Release the dogs. Or the bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths."Mr. Burns Power
"At last, I've become the man I always wanted to be... a villain."Mr. Burns Truth
"Careful with that cretin, Smithers. He may have a contagious disease."Mr. Burns Fear
"I didn't become a billionaire by signing checks."Mr. Burns Leadership
"The old wheel of fortune keeps on turning. Soon you'll have riches and fame."Mr. Burns Dreams
"Bah! I don't need friends. I have money."Mr. Burns Friendship
"Old money is the best kind of money. New money tries too hard."Mr. Burns Success
"I would be happy to offer my life savings to hear one more kind word from you."Mr. Burns Love
"A lifetime of working hard has taught me nothing."Mr. Burns Work
"Smithers, release the mechanical hounds."Mr. Burns Strength
"Why would anyone do anything for anyone else? Money is the only true motivator."Mr. Burns Money
"I'm feeling generous today. Release the hounds."Mr. Burns Power
"Success is measured in happiness, not dollars."Lisa Simpson Success
"You inspire others by being your best self."Lisa Simpson Inspiration
"Solitude is where you find your true self."Lisa Simpson Solitude
"Love transforms everything it touches."Lisa Simpson Love
"Imagination creates the future."Lisa Simpson Imagination
"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."Lisa Simpson Adventure
"Health is the foundation of happiness."Lisa Simpson Health
"Money is a tool, not the goal."Lisa Simpson Money
"Real power lifts others up."Lisa Simpson Power
"Fear is just a thought with power we give it."Lisa Simpson Fear
"Inner strength conquers outer obstacles."Lisa Simpson Strength
"A kind word can change someone's day."Lisa Simpson Kindness
"Patience is strength in waiting."Lisa Simpson Patience
"Justice demands we stand up for others."Lisa Simpson Justice
"Create, innovate, and never settle."Lisa Simpson Creativity
"Gratitude opens the heart."Lisa Simpson Gratitude