The Simpsons

TV Show · 26 characters · 10202 quotes

Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Spare me your whining, boy. The world doesn't owe you a living."
Mr. Burns Philosophy
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"I've decided to grant amnesty to all illegal immigrants. It's time to let bygones be bygones."
Mr. Burns Peace
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"Release the dogs. Or the bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths."
Mr. Burns Power
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"At last, I've become the man I always wanted to be... a villain."
Mr. Burns Truth
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"Careful with that cretin, Smithers. He may have a contagious disease."
Mr. Burns Fear
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"I didn't become a billionaire by signing checks."
Mr. Burns Leadership
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"The old wheel of fortune keeps on turning. Soon you'll have riches and fame."
Mr. Burns Dreams
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"Bah! I don't need friends. I have money."
Mr. Burns Friendship
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"Old money is the best kind of money. New money tries too hard."
Mr. Burns Success
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"I would be happy to offer my life savings to hear one more kind word from you."
Mr. Burns Love
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"A lifetime of working hard has taught me nothing."
Mr. Burns Work
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"Smithers, release the mechanical hounds."
Mr. Burns Strength
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"Why would anyone do anything for anyone else? Money is the only true motivator."
Mr. Burns Money
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"I'm feeling generous today. Release the hounds."
Mr. Burns Power
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"Success is measured in happiness, not dollars."
Lisa Simpson Success
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"You inspire others by being your best self."
Lisa Simpson Inspiration
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"Solitude is where you find your true self."
Lisa Simpson Solitude
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"Love transforms everything it touches."
Lisa Simpson Love
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"Imagination creates the future."
Lisa Simpson Imagination
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"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."
Lisa Simpson Adventure
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"Health is the foundation of happiness."
Lisa Simpson Health
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"Money is a tool, not the goal."
Lisa Simpson Money
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"Real power lifts others up."
Lisa Simpson Power
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"Fear is just a thought with power we give it."
Lisa Simpson Fear
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"Inner strength conquers outer obstacles."
Lisa Simpson Strength
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"A kind word can change someone's day."
Lisa Simpson Kindness
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"Patience is strength in waiting."
Lisa Simpson Patience
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"Justice demands we stand up for others."
Lisa Simpson Justice
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"Create, innovate, and never settle."
Lisa Simpson Creativity
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"Gratitude opens the heart."
Lisa Simpson Gratitude