The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."Lisa Simpson Money
"Real power comes from integrity."Lisa Simpson Power
"Face your fears and they lose their power."Lisa Simpson Fear
"True strength is knowing when not to fight."Lisa Simpson Strength
"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."Lisa Simpson Kindness
"Patience is a virtue not easily gained."Lisa Simpson Patience
"Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere."Lisa Simpson Justice
"Creativity is what makes us human."Lisa Simpson Creativity
"I'm grateful for every moment with my family."Lisa Simpson Gratitude
"Never give up, even when the odds are against you."Lisa Simpson Perseverance
"We all must face our mortality someday."Lisa Simpson Death
"True beauty comes from within."Lisa Simpson Beauty
"Laughter can heal almost anything."Lisa Simpson Humor
"Dreams don't come true without effort."Lisa Simpson Dreams
"Hard work is its own reward."Lisa Simpson Work
"Leadership isn't about being the best, it's about bringing out the best in others."Lisa Simpson Leadership
"History repeats itself because nobody was listening the first time."Lisa Simpson History
"Technology won't solve our problems if we use it the wrong way."Lisa Simpson Technology
"Art is the voice of the voiceless."Lisa Simpson Art
"Nature teaches us lessons if we're willing to listen."Lisa Simpson Nature
"Peace is not just the absence of conflict."Lisa Simpson Peace
"The truth is often harder to swallow than a lie."Lisa Simpson Truth
"Putting together a band is like building a family."Lisa Simpson Music
"I want to be rich and famous."Lisa Simpson Success
"The world's not made of atoms, it's made of stories."Lisa Simpson Literature
"In this life, you're either in or you're out."Lisa Simpson Wisdom
"Time flies when you're having fun."Lisa Simpson Time
"Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch."Lisa Simpson Knowledge
"Every scientific theory is an educated guess until proven otherwise."Lisa Simpson Science
"The strongest chains are forged in our minds."Lisa Simpson Freedom