The Simpsons

"Imagination helps you see dollar signs everywhere!"

"Adventure is fun as long as someone else is paying for it!"

"Health is wealth, and wealth is what I'm after!"

"Power is having the best agent in the business!"

"Fear is the enemy of showbiz and profit!"

"Strength is not letting people take advantage of you - unless they're paying!"

"Patience is waiting for the residual checks to arrive!"

"Justice is getting paid what you're worth!"

"Creativity is stealing ideas and calling them original!"

"I'm grateful for my fans - they keep the money flowing!"

"Perseverance is another word for stubborn and broke!"

"Death and taxes - I try to avoid both!"

"Beauty fades, but a good bank account is forever!"

"Dreams are like hopes - nice until the bills come due!"

"Work is less fun than play, but the money's better!"

"A real leader gets others to do the work while he takes the credit!"

"Faith in yourself is fine, but faith in your accountant is essential!"

"Art is whatever gets laughs and sells tickets!"

"Peace of mind comes from a healthy bank account!"

"Freedom means the freedom to pursue happiness - and profit!"

"The truth is I'll say anything if you pay me enough!"

"Time is money, so don't waste mine!"

"Knowledge is power, but money is electricity!"

"Education is overrated - I never finished clown college!"

"Change is a four-letter word - along with most of my business decisions!"

"Courage is doing the same joke even when you know it bombed last time!"

"Hope is hoping your ratings don't tank this week!"

"Family is important - especially when they're in the will!"

"Friends are great, but business partners are better!"

"The real secret to success is knowing when to fold 'em and move on!"